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搞笑英语情景剧七人10分钟

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not too long ago,a black general saved the son of liubei ,liu a dou.now,he is coming. his name is zhangfei.

赵云:no!本人姓赵名云,乃常山子龙也! no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~

(赵云从背后拿出一坨布,代表阿斗)

赵云:看!这就是主公的最后一点骨血!刘阿斗!我从火场之中把他救出,而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭!(顾影自怜状)look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.

(夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状***出)

夏侯敦:小贼,莫跑,要不然我就大开***戒了(冲到) children, stop there or i will kill you

(赵云左手抱阿斗,右手与之搏斗)

赵云:可恶!居然敢偷袭我!***,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??

(二人装腔作势打斗数招)

赵云:看我九阴白骨爪!!stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!

夏侯敦:唔!(倒地) oh my gad i'm over

赵云:此地不宜久留,还是快去寻主公!(下)yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~

(曹操、蒋干二人上)

曹操:没想到我们初次出兵便***得敌人望风而逃!真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟! i didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.

it reminds me of a poem, 'dead before the ship even sank. long the hero tearful'

蒋干:丞相,您说这话,真不见得怎么吉利。 prime minister,it does not sound good about what you have said;

(曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒)

曹操:咦?这是谁扔的西瓜皮?(转身,看见倒在地上的夏侯敦)huh? who threw the banana rind?

曹操:是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术??do not xiahou dun?

is he engaged in what is called performance art?

(蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打,二人站起)

曹操:夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮??why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?

夏侯敦:有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band

蒋干:是敌人的保姆!还带个孩子!!!it is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.

曹操:那你呢?what did you do?

夏侯敦:i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打

曹操:然后呢?what then?

蒋干:丞相,看来是夏侯将军***退了敌人! prime minister, it is likely that general xiahou has defeated the enemy

夏侯敦:唔唔!(手势如下:指指门外,右手作“九”的样子,随即作全身发冷状,然后指向自己的衣服,再指向曹操,作爪击状)

曹操:然后呢? then what happened?

夏侯敦:no no no i was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible

(曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起)

曹操:如此看来,敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击!(慷慨状)it seems that the enemy should not go far. let's run after them.